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Tutorial: Building a successful informational website
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Also if you have a press release, a point of view, or want to post a tutorial or article just pm Meat at the Netpond. Articles are always welcomed!

Laj Posted this on the pond earlier this week and it is really good news. Take some time and check these guys over. I was inside and it is all true they have some pretty nice tools.
They are a pretty fresh and new affiliate program with sites like 18YearsOld.com, FreaksOfCock.com (god I love that name!), RealExgirlfriends.com, and their latest launch - EuroHumpers.com. They pay 50% revenue share, but if you can really push volume across their network, you should contact them about getting a better deal. They have also told us they are very close to implementing a PPS model. I’m sure Biggy from over there will be poking in here… great guy. Be sure to add his contact info when you get it.
and awesome FHGs, and they also recently programmed a pretty cool tool for bloggers and general site owners. They have custom embedded flash videos, where you can put your own watermark over it. You can also cut up your own clip, if you don’t like what they’ve preloaded in there, upload it to their server as a MPG or WMV, and it will automatically convert your file to FLV and spit out the right code for you. Cool stuff!

You can also choose to include a share box, that carries your affiliate code with it! This can all be found at http://bloggers.fuckyoucash.com - and the content gets updated every week with their latest girls that they update with. Their banners are top notch and made to generate high click throughs. Overall, you can tell these guys know what they are doing.
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This is news to us. Lrn 2 rite.

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Vixeo.com, a huge movie download site, now offers the $30 Pay per Signup option to its affiliates.
Every program is boasting nowadays about how well it retains customers. Well, Vixeo.com decided to prove this statement with action. From now on for every sale you generate you can get a $30 put to your webmasters account. Taking into consideration the outstanding convertion rate of Vixeo, this is an excellent opportunity to make some serious cash!

We are giving you all the tools to successfully promote our program:
- Real time statistics
- Free Gallery content
- Gallery builder,
- Free MGP/TGP hosting,
- FHG’s in multiple niches,
- Dozens of banners

If you need any custom promo tool made, just let us know, we will do our best to provide you with anything you might need to promote our program.

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I hate change. Call it a sign of getting old (getting?) though you can’t blame it too much on that, the young are more inflexible than the old. I just hate change.
My sister decided this week that I spent too much time in my office and that I needed a “happier” and healthier environment to work in. What has that to do with change? I am getting there.
In any case I stumble out from my bedroom at 12:00 after an all nighter on the computer. It was a bright saturday morning/noon my head hurt and I really wanted to go back to bed but had blog posts and such to make. I was going to put the coffee on (coffeepot stays in my office) so I went straight to the spare bedroom where my office and computer are and opened the door to yellow. Yes yellow a screaming bright sunny yellow on the new sofa the new pale yellow walls the sunny little clock with bright yellow petals around the happy face clock. OMG! She had put a yellow doily on my work chair!
My nice thick curtains were gone no more dark and peace for me. Instead there were these godawful white and yellow filmy things that were not only offensive in color but allowed way too much sun in! My coffee pot was still there in the work area but the mugs were….you guessed it, yellow!
I may never find the work I had piled up in stacks but now sitting in the bright yellow in and out baskets (wherever did she find yellow in baskets?) I had everything arranged in a nice chaotic pile where I could find any single sheet at a moment’s notice!
Oh yeah and as an accent she had added an orangish throw rug in the middle of my nice bare clean floor and a orange godforsaken mishmash of color painting looking like it had done by a preschooler in a tantrum of paint throwing.
My room, my haven, my office and my chaotic order were gone. All my quiet dark peace the place where only light was the soft glow of a small table lamp f(my old one was gone and replaced by a ceramic obscenity in yellow) and the only sound the clatter of the keys as I typed, all of this was gone.
I found a note taped to the screen of my computer where I would be sure to see it (as if I could possibly miss all that freaking yellow?).
It read:
“Sis,
Don’t you just love the new colors? I know you will be happier in this nice clean light place than in that dank dungeon you made it.
Happy Birthday!
Jan”
Little does my sister know I love a good dungeon. Oh well, now the light screams in at me from the filmy fluffy curtains though I must admit I am enjoying the scent of the “yellow” candle burning. Did you know there are birds outside? Uh huh, just in case you guys forgot I am here to tell you there are.
Maybe in a year or two I will get used to all this yellow…not. However I will live with it and make nice noises since Sis went to a lot of trouble and expense to arrange this “happy and healthy” environment. I will in time get used to it and perhaps even grow to like it in say a million years.
I do hate change.
This week at the netpond there have been changes as well. Perhaps not as profound as the yellow that screams at me from my walls but still changes and they do affect people like me who are very set in their ways. Hell, they affect everyone.
Haui left us to pursue his own interests in mainstream. He made a right and necessary choice for his personal growth. I still miss him.
Luckily we do have some order. Sleazy has stepped up and Meat has returned. Now to me those choices are way preferable to yellow since they are people we know and like.
Sleazy and Meat thanks for stepping up to the plate to maintain a semblance of normality. I know you miss Haui as well, and probably hate changes as much as I do.
However from a personal standpoint, please let me say this: I like you guys much better than yellow.

Peace - Chimera

Press Release

MOBX To Launch In Prague “The Adult Industry…. Handheld”
8-9 November 2007
Towers Hotel
Prague, Czech Republic

The organisers of AOE and World Telemedia today announced their intention to join forces in Prague and launch MOBX - the first event dedicated to uniting all facets of the adult industry within the exciting world of mobile content, marketing, billing and delivery.

“This takes the best ‘adult bits’ of both worlds, providing an opportunity to responsibly tackle some very real challenges whilst showcasing the huge potential of mass mobile penetration”

Said Jarvis Todd the event director, who went on.

“Adult content has always been the major technology driver and now we’re seeing amazing opportunities for online, video, retail, TV and the original voice service providers to partner up. In a convergent world high tech customers (and potential customers) are demanding multi media content and service – our feedback is that the adult industry will to be right there when they want to ‘click buy’”.

MOBX runs in parallel to World Telemedia and will therefore benefit from sharing the expo floor (marketplace) and many of the networking events throughout the show. Since the event already has a long established track record of bringing together the major players from each sector, the combination should deliver a winning formula.

The two day conference features:

• Content Search & Discovery
• Click & Buy Strategies
• Generating Mobile Traffic – From Anywhere
• Age Verification
• Building Profiled Customer Data
• Video & TV to Mobile
• User Generated Content
• Enhancing & Sourcing Content
• Alternative Billing Models
• New Technology & Hardware
• Working With The Operators
• Webmaster 2 WAPmaster

CONTACT
Jarvis on +44 (0)7711 927092
Email jarvis@aoexpo.com

VISIT:
www.mobxpo.com

ABOUT WORLD TELEMEDIA
“Generating Premium Network Traffic”
WT is the only European trade event to bring all elements of the Telemedia value chain together - to learn, network and do business. The unique combination of conference, expo stands, bars, lounges and hospitality areas delivers a relaxed yet dynamic 24/7 business marketplace in a “5 star environment.

WHAT IS TELEMEDIA?
The Telemedia industry generates premium network traffic. It brings together network, billing and delivery capabilities in partnership with media owners, marketers, brands and content owners since the early 1990s.

Anyone able to identify an audience can benefit from unrivaled strategic expertise and technical knowledge which now genuinely represents how to profit from convergence.

It’s become the single most important element of successfully turning today’s digital content and media challenges into high value commercial opportunities.

ABOUT MOBX
“The Adult Industry … Handheld”
Announcing Europe’s first dedicated adult industry event aimed at responsibly tackling the challenges and opportunities represented by mass penetration of MOBILE.

All facets of this dynamic sector consider how to integrate and capitalize on the most exciting technology link to consumers since the internet.

• 2 Day Conference Track
• 24/7 Networking Schedule
• Co located World Telemedia Expo, Marketplace & Hospitality
• Eureka for Mobile Awards – New adult categories

WHERE?
Corinthia Towers Hotel
Prague
Czech Republic

AOE-Webmasters Are “Taking The East End – Doggy Style”
Tuesday 16th October 2007 London, England

Following the success of last year’s unique combination of debauchery and business in London’s wild West End, the next AOE-webmasters event returns to take on the infamous East End.

The event transports webmasters and WAPmasters to a part of town rich in culture, history and just that little bit of danger to make it interesting! The first 70 successful applicants will travel in style on the “pimp my ride” AOE double decker from central London to the notorious East End - home to The Krays, Jack The Ripper, greyhound racing and the original underground gentlemen’s club.

On board, the bus comes complete with wall to wall plasmas, big sounds, leather trim, cabin crew service and a live shoot. The evening also includes drinks at a variety of well known crime scenes, dinner and a Q&A session with the sponsors followed by an evening of racing at Walthamstow Dog Track.

“We intend to run more targeted and creative European webmaster / WAPmaster networking events like this one”

Said Jarvis Todd Director of AOE, World Telemedia and now MOBX

“I’m certain that our sponsors and guests will have fun ‘doing the business’ at this truly unique evening and we’re anticipating plenty of talk on how web and mobile combine to enhance content, increase customers and generate new revenues”.

The night will naturally finish as the next day begins with free flowing drinks and spectacular live entertainment at a VIP party in one of London’s most famous night clubs.

SPONSORED BY:
Strictly Broadband - Seminar
AEBN - Lanyards
Commerce Gate – Blind Beggar Drinks
Virtual Girlfriend – Live shoot

IN ASSOCIATION WITH:
AOE & MOBX

ABOUT THE EVENT

ITINERY

15:00: Limo pick up from central London
16:00: Blind Beggar Drinks
17:30: Q&A Seminar and Pre Dinner Drinks at the track
19:00: Dinner and Race Night
23:00: VIP Party with the cream of British porn back in central London

NUMBERS RESTRICTIONS

CITY TOUR, Q&A SEMINAR, DINNER & RACING
70 Webmasters
10 Vendor / Sponsors

see also http://www.aoe-webmasters.com for more details!

On Saturday September 8th 2007, Sabrina Deep set the new record for the largest and longest gangbang ever broadcasted live on webcam. The German porn star had sex with 77 men during an 8 hour non-stop session which was broadcasted live to Sabrina Deep's website members and throughout the tricams.com network.

According to regulations no time-limit was set for each sexual contact; unlike what happens in similar events, vaginal, anal and oral penetration were repeatedly performed at the same time and several men attended the whole length of the event reaching multiple orgasms. A total of 112 cumshots were performed on Sabrina Deep who also visibly squirted 26 times.
The 8 hours gangbang saw also the participation of Danish starlette Nasty lidya as a fluffer.

"It was a blast and probably the first time in my life when I felt I had enough sex for my appetite," Sabrina Deep said in a statement. "However, just a few hours after the show, when I woke up in the morning, I found myself masturbating and I ended having sex with my husband and the same evening I had two hours sex on my webcam again. I wasn't sore at all, not dry and since then lingering thoughts about the gangbang have left me craving for more."

The whole event was broadcasted live by two webcams and filmed by 3 video-cameras. It was covered live on Deepsabrina.com as well as by tricams.com (part of the moocash.com network of sites) A follow up show was also broadcasted the following day on their new product onecams.com

"We loved working with sabrina," a representative of moocash said. "She is as smart as she is sexy and she clearly enjoyed the action from start to finish: We look forward to carring more of her live shows on onecams.com"

A DVD-set featuring the event will be released and distributed in October 2007, both online and offline.

More information about Sabrina Deep can be found at http://deepsabrina.com/ or contacting her at info@deepsabrina.com or via ICQ 304-624-368

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